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Chomp! Why We're in Iran (song)

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I have no idea what this song is about.

The reason we’re in Iran is ‘cause

A little kid bit his weenie,

A little kid bit his weenie,

A little kid bit his weenie.

This season we bomb Iran because

A little kid bit his weenie.



[Instrumental Break]



The reason we can’t buy gas is ‘cause

A little kid bit his weenie,

A little kid bit his weenie,

A little kid bit his weenie.

They’re squeezin’ the price of gas because

A little kid bit his weenie.


[Guitar Bridge]


The reason we bombed a school is ‘cause

A little kid bit his weenie,

A little kid bit his weenie,

A little kid bit his weenie.

The treason-in-charge hates kids because

A little kid bit his weenie.

(What a meanie!)
Iran
Iran – no weenies involved.

This is a parody. A joke. However, if it brought your attention to the insanity that is our modern society… good!

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