Tag: Trump

  • 8 Things Allegedly Found at Trump's DC Golf Course (One of Them Is Real and It's Worse Than the Jokes)

    8 Things Allegedly Found at Trump's DC Golf Course (One of Them Is Real and It's Worse Than the Jokes)

    A chat topic popped into my Substack today: “You’ll never guess what they found at Trump’s D.C. golf course…” Naturally, my mind started clicking right away. Oh, the possibilities.

    What might they find, at that notorious golf course? So many opportunities abound! Here are just a few ideas:

    1. A golf scorecard where every hole reads “TREMENDOUS” instead of a number.

    2. Secret Service agents stationed next to the putting greens, ready to drop golf balls on command.

    3. A package of “Prezzy Poo Diapies” stuffed in the 7th Hole.

    4. All the eaten KFC buckets.

    5. Who Shot J.R.?

      (ok that one is pretty dated, I admit.)

    6. All the people that he “Fired” back in Reality T.V. Land.

    7. Stephen Miller’s Humanity!

    8. A “bomb shelter” that’s actually just a rebuilt port-a-potty with a sign: “DO NOT ENTER – BIGLY GENIUS ONLY!!!”

    9. A 19th hole that does not exist but shows up in classified satellite photos.

    10. And my last one quotes the original article: “improper meat storage.
      Yep, that pretty much summarizes the entire Trump Administration’s problems right there. LOL

    Golf Ball
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  • Chomp! Why We're in Iran (song)

    Chomp! Why We're in Iran (song)

    I have no idea what this song is about.

    The reason we’re in Iran is ‘cause
    
    A little kid bit his weenie,
    
    A little kid bit his weenie,
    
    A little kid bit his weenie.
    
    This season we bomb Iran because
    
    A little kid bit his weenie.
    
    
    
    [Instrumental Break]
    
    
    
    The reason we can’t buy gas is ‘cause
    
    A little kid bit his weenie,
    
    A little kid bit his weenie,
    
    A little kid bit his weenie.
    
    They’re squeezin’ the price of gas because
    
    A little kid bit his weenie.
    
    
    [Guitar Bridge]
    
    
    The reason we bombed a school is ‘cause
    
    A little kid bit his weenie,
    
    A little kid bit his weenie,
    
    A little kid bit his weenie.
    
    The treason-in-charge hates kids because
    
    A little kid bit his weenie.
    
    (What a meanie!)
    Iran
    Iran – no weenies involved.

    This is a parody. A joke. However, if it brought your attention to the insanity that is our modern society… good!

    https://suno.com/song/0a4416fb-80dc-4110-8f39-f7d0249f0782

    Music created with assistance of Suno, AI tool.
    This article and lyrics are 100% human-written.
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