Welcome to Flox.Monster! It’s great to see you. You’ve found the FloxMonster’s™ personal site. This has the Chewins Blog, art, and various growlings.
Looking for the ~SHOP~? We moved it to FloxMonster.com. Please update your foxmarks! 😀
Both sites burst with chaos and creations, rants and revelations… and plenty of humor, fun, and snax. Come on in!
FloxMonster™ Welcomes You
Yes, you! We welcome all genders, orientations, faiths, cultures, and political views. Open minds encouraged! For we love all (and offend all) with equal coverage. And always with a humorous heart. ♡
Therefore, if you have trouble laughing at the world (and especially at yourself), you may wish to watch kitten videos instead.
FloxMonster™ Shop
To begin, FloxMonster™ has a great SHOP to buy unique gifts at great prices! Cute foxes, handsome angels, and snarky “Rotten Holidays” gifts. They all bear the FloxMonster’s™ fabulous art. You should definitely CHECK IT OUT! 😀
Chewin’s Blog
Second, FloxMonster™ raves here in the Chewin’s Blog about many topics, from Gay Rights to Gun Rights, Social Reform, and the Importance of Tasty Snax. You will also find important Mental Health topics, like coping with Anxiety and Depression. Those are close to his fuzzy heart.
FloxMonster™’s History
Next, the wily FloxMonster™ has a pedigree of pandemonium and parody. He is descended from the notorious AimlessCoyote, who created Snapeybot, the chatbot of the early 2000s. (Snapey smugly brought fans of all Potter-esque Houses to their knees.) Although the F’Monster still dabbles in AI… these days, ol’ Snapey is laid to rest.
History continued
As AimlessCoyote faded into the underbrush, there were increasing sightings of a small, fox-like creature on the Second Life virtual grid. The furry beast walked on four legs, but had wings like a bird. It became famous for nibbling snacks and building pretty things. This “flying fox,” or “Flox,” was mostly peaceful . . . but tended to bite people who stepped on his tail.
Over time, Floxbites became more common, as the little Flox began nipping folks who were being bullies. After awhile, the little Flox developed a bit of an attitude. Once that happened, the little Flox became the FloxMonster™. And truth to tell, he has been chewing on things–and people–ever since.
Second Life StorE
The Fearsome FloxMonster™ has a SHOP! here on this website, but he also owns a virtual shop called ~Lantian/Flox~ in SecondLife.
You can buy the FloxMonster’s™ real-world goods right here in the FloxMonster SHOP! However, if you want his virtual goods from Second Life, you need to shop at the SL Marketplace or his Second Life Store. There, he gnawrs things into all sorts of pretty shapes, including jewelry, lanterns, garden and decor. Due to his chewing skill, there are gifts that fall into genres including Steampunk, Exotic, Asian, and Scifi. Furthermore, if you purchase his goods, he can buy real-life snax!
Yip at FloxMonster™
By the way… to contact FloxMonster™, you can use this form.
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