So Orange Julius released the UFO files. Interesting tactic. The war didn’t distract us, so now he’s offering a hundred years of (de)classified information regarding aliens. The space kind, that is. Not the illegal kind; we’re not allowed to know what’s happening with those!
I kinda feel like saying this.
Good Try. Wrong Ones!
Release the Effin’ Epstein Files.
An innocent man has nothing to hide.
The reason we’re in Iran is ‘cause A little kid bit his weenie, A little kid bit his weenie, A little kid bit his weenie. This season we bomb Iran because A little kid bit his weenie. [Instrumental Break] The reason we can’t buy gas is ‘cause A little kid bit his weenie, A little kid bit his weenie, A little kid bit his weenie. They’re squeezin’ the price of gas because A little kid bit his weenie. [Guitar Bridge] The reason we bombed a school is ‘cause A little kid bit his weenie, A little kid bit his weenie, A little kid bit his weenie. The treason-in-charge hates kids because A little kid bit his weenie. (What a meanie!)
This is a parody. A joke. However, if it brought your attention to the insanity that is our modern society… good!
https://suno.com/song/0a4416fb-80dc-4110-8f39-f7d0249f0782
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