Tag: Iran

  • Chomp! Why We're in Iran (song)

    Chomp! Why We're in Iran (song)

    I have no idea what this song is about.

    The reason we’re in Iran is ‘cause
    
    A little kid bit his weenie,
    
    A little kid bit his weenie,
    
    A little kid bit his weenie.
    
    This season we bomb Iran because
    
    A little kid bit his weenie.
    
    
    
    [Instrumental Break]
    
    
    
    The reason we can’t buy gas is ‘cause
    
    A little kid bit his weenie,
    
    A little kid bit his weenie,
    
    A little kid bit his weenie.
    
    They’re squeezin’ the price of gas because
    
    A little kid bit his weenie.
    
    
    [Guitar Bridge]
    
    
    The reason we bombed a school is ‘cause
    
    A little kid bit his weenie,
    
    A little kid bit his weenie,
    
    A little kid bit his weenie.
    
    The treason-in-charge hates kids because
    
    A little kid bit his weenie.
    
    (What a meanie!)
    Iran
    Iran – no weenies involved.

    This is a parody. A joke. However, if it brought your attention to the insanity that is our modern society… good!

    https://suno.com/song/0a4416fb-80dc-4110-8f39-f7d0249f0782

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