Running Errands… In Javascript

This post, originally placed in Substack, is written in Javascript. If you know that code you can read it. If not, just scroll down; there’s a translation to English below.
~FloxMonster™, July 18, 2026

Translation of Real Life into Code.

if (!milk) {

  try {

    GoToStore('7-11');

  }

  catch (anxiety) {

    console.error(anxiety);

  }

}

function GoToStore(store) {

  let findthis = store.search('milk');

  if (findthis) {return;}

  else { window.alert('NO MILK!'); } return; 

}

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Rough Translation to English:

When there is no milk,

Try going to store (specifically the 7-11 store).

If you have an error (an anxiety attack) take note of it.

When you get to the store, search for milk in the store’s contents (ie, shelves).

If you find it – great! You’re done.

If not, shout there is no milk!

Then you’re done.

🦊

PS. – This entry is 100% human-written. But I did run it through a lint to make sure it parsed correctly. 😛

Convenience Store in Code

Have Fun! 🙂

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