This is a very silly mini-article from Substack. It asks one of those long-asked questions, regarding the buttered side of toast and gravity! Then adds a fun picture for illustration.
~FloxMonster™, July 18, 2026
If toast always lands buttered-side down, and cats always land feet-down…
What would happen if you tied buttered toast to a cat?

Somewhere, Schrödinger is scratching his head.

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