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This article (from Substack) I did utterly for fun. It takes a naughty word that most dictionaries don’t use and converts it to multiple languages.
~FloxMonster™, July 18, 2026

Shit. In Multiple Languages.

Today I present to you…

SHIT. In multiple languages.

Because why not. Screw it. Everyone should be multilingual… and face it, if I were to list “dog” or “pencil,” no one would remember a bit.

So SHIT.

• shit /shit/ – English

• Scheiße (Sheisse) /SHY-suh/ – German

• merde /MAIRD/ – French

• mierda /mee-AIR-duh/ – Spanish

• cacas /KAH-kuhs/ – Latin

• σκατά (skata) /SKAH-tah/ – modern Greek

• σκῶρ (skor) /skor/ –or- σκατος (skatos) /SKAH-tohs/ – Ancient Greek

• shed /shed/ – Ancient Sumerian

Please feel free to add corrections and additions in the comments. 🙂

P.S. – This entry is 100% human-written. If you want more languages, I must involve AI. 😛

Have Fun 🙂