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    This article (from Substack) I did utterly for fun. It takes a naughty word that most dictionaries don’t use and converts it to multiple languages.
    ~FloxMonster™, July 18, 2026

    Shit. In Multiple Languages.

    Today I present to you…

    SHIT. In multiple languages.

    Because why not. Screw it. Everyone should be multilingual… and face it, if I were to list “dog” or “pencil,” no one would remember a bit.

    So SHIT.

    • shit /shit/ – English

    • Scheiße (Sheisse) /SHY-suh/ – German

    • merde /MAIRD/ – French

    • mierda /mee-AIR-duh/ – Spanish

    • cacas /KAH-kuhs/ – Latin

    • σκατά (skata) /SKAH-tah/ – modern Greek

    • σκῶρ (skor) /skor/ or- σκατος (skatos) /SKAH-tohs/ – Ancient Greek

    • shed /shed/ – Ancient Sumerian

    Please feel free to add corrections and additions in the comments. 🙂

    P.S. – This entry is 100% human-written. If you want more languages, I must involve AI. 😛

    Have Fun 🙂

    woman holding poop case
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