This is a very nerdy song lyric originally posted on Substack which I soon made into AI music. It involves chemistry and romance. Yes, together, lol. It is dedicated to TMBG.
~FloxMonster™, July 18, 2026
No really LOL
This is either the sexiest chemistry song, or the nerdiest sex song, ever written.
Dedicated, with love and respect, to John Flansburgh and John Linnell of They Might Be Giants. May their music live forever in the annals of nerdology!
“Covalent Games”
"Covalent Games" by Wyvern Dryke [Verse 1] I see you dancing there in heat, Cagey cation, what's your plot? Well I need eight to feel complete, And you have force to fill my slot! Your rising power, let me see. If I touch it will you move? Heisenberg Uncertainty-- Slip inside my hidden groove! (hey!) [Chorus] Covalent games Ionic flames Bonding deep in a psi-squared probability. Covalent games Two-letter names Sharing all with negative positivity. [Verse 2] Electrons in excited state, Protons in attractive spin. The two of us can both relate Our common needs; I pull you in! And now I am sincerely hoping We can balance our equation. In valence I have two slots open. Let's do double penetration! (hey!) [Chorus] Covalent games Ionic flames Bonding deep in a psi-squared probability. Covalent games Two-letter names Sharing all with negative positivity. [Bridge] Attraction builds, The bond awaits. Magnetic thrills, Excited states. You seek my shell Fully enlarged. I seek my fill, And you discharge! [Chorus] Covalent games Ionic flames Bonding deep in a psi-squared probability. Covalent games Two-letter names Sharing all with negative positivity. Covalent games Ionic flames Bonding deep in a psi-squared probability. Covalent games Two-letter names Sharing all with positive negativity.

P.S. – I plugged my lyrics into an A.I. generator called Suno to convert it into song. Enjoy!

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