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  • "Covalent Games" – The Nerdiest Sex / Chemistry Song Ever.

    "Covalent Games" – The Nerdiest Sex / Chemistry Song Ever.

    This is a very nerdy song lyric originally posted on Substack which I soon made into AI music. It involves chemistry and romance. Yes, together, lol. It is dedicated to TMBG.
    ~FloxMonster™, July 18, 2026

    No really LOL

    This is either the sexiest chemistry song, or the nerdiest sex song, ever written.

    Dedicated, with love and respect, to John Flansburgh and John Linnell of They Might Be Giants. May their music live forever in the annals of nerdology!

    “Covalent Games”

    "Covalent Games"
by Wyvern Dryke

[Verse 1]
I see you dancing there in heat,
Cagey cation, what's your plot?
Well I need eight to feel complete,
And you have force to fill my slot!

Your rising power, let me see.
If I touch it will you move?
Heisenberg Uncertainty--
Slip inside my hidden groove! (hey!)

[Chorus]
Covalent games
Ionic flames
Bonding deep in a psi-squared probability.
Covalent games
Two-letter names
Sharing all with negative positivity.

[Verse 2]
Electrons in excited state,
Protons in attractive spin.
The two of us can both relate
Our common needs; I pull you in!

And now I am sincerely hoping
We can balance our equation.
In valence I have two slots open.
Let's do double penetration! (hey!)


[Chorus]
Covalent games
Ionic flames
Bonding deep in a psi-squared probability.
Covalent games
Two-letter names
Sharing all with negative positivity.


[Bridge]
Attraction builds,
The bond awaits.
Magnetic thrills,
Excited states.
You seek my shell
Fully enlarged.
I seek my fill,
And you discharge!


[Chorus]
Covalent games
Ionic flames
Bonding deep in a psi-squared probability.
Covalent games
Two-letter names
Sharing all with negative positivity.

Covalent games
Ionic flames
Bonding deep in a psi-squared probability.
Covalent games
Two-letter names
Sharing all with positive negativity.
    Nerdy AI music Covalent Games
    Covalent Games

    P.S. – I plugged my lyrics into an A.I. generator called Suno to convert it into song. Enjoy!

    “Covalent Games” – lyrics by Wyvern Dryke

    ©2026 Wyvern Dryke – All Rights Reserved.
    This post is 100% human-written.
  • Adulty Funtimes … in Python!

    Adulty Funtimes … in Python!

    Here’s another humorous post (imported from Substack) that’s written in code – this time, Python. If you can’t read Python code, don’t worry because there’s an English interpretation below. Enjoy!
    ~FloxMonster™, July 18, 2026

    How the Real Nerds Date 😛

    Look, ma! I’ve been teaching myself Python!

    Adult Funtimes Translated to Code.

    def adulty_times(partner):

    try:

        print(f”{partner}, baby, you look so hot tonight!”)

        import sexy_lines.json

        arousal+=5

    except ImportError:

        print(”Do you come here often?”)

    except NameError:

        print(”I swear this has never happened before...”)

    else:

        print(f”My hard drive is ready for you, {partner}!”)

    finally:

        print(f”That was great, {partner}. Zzzz....”)

    Rough translation to English:


    (First, you load the definition with a name, for example, “Jill.”)

    First try saying, “Jill, baby, you look so hot tonight!”)
    Then pull up a file of sexy lines to say.
    Then get more aroused.

    If you can’t find the lines, fall back on a horrible one: “Do you come here often?”

    If the arousal isn’t found, give a lame excuse: “I swear this has never happened before…”

    But if all goes well, say: “My hard drive is ready for you, Jill!”

    When you’re done, say: “That was great, Jill. Zzz….” (Fall asleep.)

    python dating code

    This post was 100% human written. And 100% nerd-approved. Enjoy! <3

    ©️2026 Wyvern Dryke – All Rights Reserved.