Pads, Guards, and Pillows
Okay, world, question:
Why are women’s incontinence products called “pads” while men’s are called “guards?” What exactly are they guarding?
… Do the underpants need protection from the male peepee? Is that it?
… Or perhaps are men just too manly to wear the “pads?” Is it a macho thing?
Well, you know, this goes two ways. If the men get guards, I think the women should get… comfort.
Yes, from here on out, women’s incontinence and menstrual products should be called: “vajayjay comfort pillows.” With the comfort rating adjusted to thickness a.k.a. heaviness of flow.
‘Cause women got it rough, I know you’ve had a long effin’ day. Women need something soft to sit on! Comfort pillows.
Stuff that in your peepee guards, you sexist marketing departments. 🖕
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