A chat topic popped into my Substack today: “You’ll never guess what they found at Trump’s D.C. golf course…” Naturally, my mind started clicking right away. Oh, the possibilities.
What might they find, at that notorious golf course? So many opportunities abound! Here are just a few ideas:
A golf scorecard where every hole reads “TREMENDOUS” instead of a number.
Secret Service agents stationed next to the putting greens, ready to drop golf balls on command.
A package of “Prezzy Poo Diapies” stuffed in the 7th Hole.
All the eaten KFC buckets.
Who Shot J.R.?
(ok that one is pretty dated, I admit.)
All the people that he “Fired” back in Reality T.V. Land.
Stephen Miller’s Humanity!
A “bomb shelter” that’s actually just a rebuilt port-a-potty with a sign: “DO NOT ENTER – BIGLY GENIUS ONLY!!!”
A 19th hole that does not exist but shows up in classified satellite photos.
And my last one quotes the original article: “improper meat storage.”
…Yep, that pretty much summarizes the entire Trump Administration’s problems right there. LOL
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