Shop here for Unique Gifts at Great prices!
Here in our shop, all items for sale are unique. FloxMonster™ provides the art, and Printify.com provides the printing/shipping. Through their service, we carefully selected printers who use long-lasting & environment-safe dyes. We also struck a balance between price, eco-friendliness, and “Made in the USA” quality. We think you’ll love the result! 😀
10% always goes to environmental causes!
- Shipping: Printify calculates shipping by what you order and where it goes. In the U.S., estimates for first item are: tshirt/ornament $6, hoodie $10, blanket/mug, $13.
- Returns: Printify (and thus we) also have a limited Return Policy.
The FloxMonster™ Shop offers great products at affordable prices. In the online store, you can buy our unique blend of dark humor, original art, and composed pieces. You will enjoy our great selection of unisex t-shirts, hoodies and sweatshirts, soft velvet blankets, mugs and cups, stickers and magnets, plus seasonal and Christmas items like ornaments for your tree!
- FloxMonster™ Sees You! :P, Home Goods, Stickies
“FloxMonster™ Sees You! :-P” – Die-Cut Magnets
- $7.47 – $13.68
- FloxMonster™ Sees You ! :-P magnet, die-cut around the outline of the fuzzy creature peeking out from behind the underbrush. Comes in several sizes.
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“FloxMonster™ Sees You! :-P” – Kiss-Cut Stickers
- $2.32 – $3.70
- "FloxMonster™ Sees You! :-P" - These stickers are cut into the shape of our website graphic. They have a smooth, peel-off back exposing the sticky surface, so you can apply them to just about anything! Caution: sticky is semi-permanent, not temporary... so make sure you really want the sticker on whatever you put it on! :)
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- Clothing, FloxMonster™ Sees You! :P, Sweatshirts
“Floxmonster™ Sees You! :-P” – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
- $25.80 – $31.56
- This warm, longsleeve shirt features our "Floxmonster™ Sees You! :-P" art. Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. These shirts are made from polyester and cotton. The combination helps designs come out looking fresh and beautiful. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. Plus, there are no itchy…
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- Clothing, Ho F*¢king Ho, Hoodies, Rotten Holidays
“FloxMonster™ Sees You! :-P” – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie / Hooded Sweatshirt
- $31.24 – $36.79
- This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.
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“FloxMonster™ Sees You! :-P” – Unisex Heavy Cotton T-shirt
- $13.33 – $18.44
- The unisex heavy cotton t-shirt is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially-spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders…
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- Bags, FloxMonster™ Sees You! :P, Home Goods
“FloxMonster™ Sees You! :-P” – Unisex Tote Bag or Large Purse (white)
- $15.14 – $20.77
- "FloxMonster™ Sees You! :-P" - Our original website art, now on this handy unisex tote, or large purse. This practical, high-quality Tote Bag or large purse is available in three ample sizes. Made from reliable materials, this satchel will last for many fabulous seasons to come. The design is the same on both sides.
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“FloxMonster™ Sees You! :-P” – Unisex Ultra Cotton T-shirt
- $11.11 – $32.64
- "FloxMonster Sees You! :-P" A little fox-like beastie peeks out from the underbrush. This unisex ultra cotton tee is a classic. Quality cotton construction means the designs shines out. The shoulders are taped for a good upper-body fit. There are no side seams, ensuring a clean, unbroken flow. The collar has ribbed knitting for improved elasticity. The materials that went…
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- Blankets, FloxMonster™ Sees You! :P, Home Goods
“FloxMonster™ Sees You! :-P” – Velveteen Plush Blanket (black)
- $19.81 – $48.19
- Even FloxMonsters™ need to stay warm sometimes! Create a cozy and warm atmosphere at home with this plush velveteen blanket. It is soft to touch and perfect for any home. Available in three sizes: 30x40", 50x60", 60x80".
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“FloxMonster™ Sees You! :-P” – Velveteen Plush Blanket (blue)
- $19.81 – $48.19
- Even FloxMonsters™ need to stay warm sometimes! Create a cozy and warm atmosphere at home with this plush velveteen blanket. It is soft to touch and perfect for any home. Available in three sizes: 30x40", 50x60", 60x80".
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“FloxMonster™ Sees You! :-P” – Velveteen Plush Blanket (green)
- $19.81 – $48.19
- Even FloxMonsters™ need to stay warm sometimes! Create a cozy and warm atmosphere at home with this plush velveteen blanket. It is soft to touch and perfect for any home. Available in three sizes: 30x40", 50x60", 60x80".
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- Cards, Grunge Snowflake, Rotten Holidays, Seasonal
“Grunge Snowflake” – Greeting cards (8, 16, and 24 pcs)
- $18.13 – $49.04
- "Grunge Snowflake" - Part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series. A lovely blue snowflake is besmirched by dirt and grunge. The inside has a very inclusive message which reads: "Peace and love to you in this holiday season." Original art (c)2022 A.M. Coy. Cards are study cardstock, size 4.25” x 5.5”, with matte (uncoated) design. Available in 8-packs, 16-packs, and…
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- Clothing, Pins
“Ho F*¢king Ho!” – Custom Pin Buttons
- $3.45 – $3.98
- "Ho F*¢king Ho" - Tell everyone how you REALLY feel this holiday season! LOL! FloxMonster™ offers this opportunity with our exclusive pin button. This humorous message is part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series. These Custom Pin Buttons are made from metal, yet are lightweight and durable with a strong safety pin to hold them on your clothes.
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- Ho F*¢king Ho, Home Goods, Rotten Holidays, Toys
“Ho F*¢king Ho!” – Stuffed Animal with Shirt (choose bear, bunny, jaguar, lion, panda, or sheep)
- $23.46
- "Ho F*¢king Ho!" - Tell people how you really feel about the holidays! FloxMonster™ offers these great stuffies with our humorous anti-Christmas designs, part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holidays series. Original art by A.M. Coy. Everyone loves plushies! These stuffed animals come with a playful attitude and custom-printed t-shirts. Each toy is 8" tall, and features polyester/plastic pellet stuffing. Their…
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- Cups, Ho F*¢king Ho, Home Goods, Rotten Holidays
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Accent Mug (colored interior, white exterior)
- $16.31 – $18.23
- These mugs will give your TRUE opinion of the season! (In a barely censored fashion.) HO F*¢KING HO! Part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series - dark humor for the dark time of the year! This custom two-tone mug is here to accommodate all your favorite pick-me-up elixirs in style. Its durable ceramic build is microwave & dishwasher safe, as…
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- Cards, Ho F*¢king Ho, Rotten Holidays, Seasonal
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Greeting cards (8, 16, and 24 pcs)
- $18.13 – $49.04
- "Ho F*¢king Ho" - Tell your relatives how you REALLY feel this holiday season! LOL! FloxMonster™ offers this opportunity with our exclusive greeting cards. The inside is blank, because the cover says it all. Original art (c)2022 A.M. Coy. Cards are study cardstock, size 4.25” x 5.5”, with matte (uncoated) design. Available in 8-packs, 16-packs, and 24-packs. Includes enough white…
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- Ho F*¢king Ho, Home Goods, Rotten Holidays, Stickies
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Kiss-Cut Stickers
- $2.32 – $3.70
- "Ho F*¢king Ho", part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series - dark humor for the dark time of the year! A slogan above a raised middle finger wrapped in a festive bow. These stickers have a smooth, peel-off back exposing the sticky surface, so you can apply them to just about anything! Caution: sticky is semi-permanent, not temporary... so make…
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- Ho F*¢king Ho, Ornaments, Rotten Holidays, Seasonal
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Metal Ornament (choose round, oval, bell, or tree) – Black
- $9.00 – $10.94
- These ornaments will give your TRUE opinion of the season! (In a barely censored fashion.) HO F*¢KING HO! Part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series - dark humor for the dark time of the year! Metal Christmas tree ornaments are durable and will bring holiday cheer for years to come. Image is printed on both sides of a white aluminum…
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- Ho F*¢king Ho, Ornaments, Rotten Holidays, Seasonal
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Metal Ornament (choose round, oval, bell, or tree) – Blue
- $9.00 – $10.94
- These ornaments will give your TRUE opinion of the season! (In a barely censored fashion.) HO F*¢KING HO! Part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series - dark humor for the dark time of the year! Metal Christmas tree ornaments are durable and will bring holiday cheer for years to come. Image is printed on both sides of a white aluminum…
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- Ho F*¢king Ho, Ornaments, Rotten Holidays, Seasonal
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Metal Ornament (choose round, oval, bell, or tree) – Green
- $9.00 – $10.94
- These ornaments will give your TRUE opinion of the season! (In a barely censored fashion.) HO F*¢KING HO! Part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series - dark humor for the dark time of the year! Metal Christmas tree ornaments are durable and will bring holiday cheer for years to come. Image is printed on both sides of a white aluminum…
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- Ho F*¢king Ho, Ornaments, Rotten Holidays, Seasonal
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Metal Ornament (choose round, oval, bell, or tree) – White
- $9.00 – $10.94
- These ornaments will give your TRUE opinion of the season! (In a barely censored fashion.) HO F*¢KING HO! Part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series - dark humor for the dark time of the year! Metal Christmas tree ornaments are durable and will bring holiday cheer for years to come. Image is printed on both sides of a white aluminum…
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- Cups, Home Goods
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Stainless Steel Travel Mug with Handle, 14oz (white)
- $23.34
- This travel mug features our "Ho F*¢king Ho" art! Bring your favorite cold or hot beverage with you on the road with this excellent cup. These custom and practical stainless steel travel mugs holds 14 oz.. They feature a glossy white enamel finish, a spill-proof and screw-on cap. Each is lined in plastic insulation.
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“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Tote Bag (white)
- $15.14 – $20.77
- "Ho F*¢king Ho!" Tell fellow shoppers how you really feel about the Holidays! LOL! Part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series - dark humor for the dark time of the year! Original art by A.M. Coy. This practical, high-quality Tote Bag (or large purse) is available in three sizes. All over print provides comfort with style at the beach or…
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“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
- $25.80 – $31.56
- This warm, longsleeve shirt features our "Ho F*¢king Ho" art. Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. These shirts are made from polyester and cotton. The combination helps designs come out looking fresh and beautiful. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. Plus, there are no itchy side…
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- Clothing, Ho F*¢king Ho, Hoodies, Rotten Holidays
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie / Hooded Sweatshirt
- $31.24 – $36.79
- This shirt will give your TRUE opinion of the season! (In a barely censored fashion.) HO F*¢KING HO! Part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series - dark humor for the dark time of the year! This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a…
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