THEME – FloxMonster’s™ Rotten Holidays : Tell the world how you really feel about Christmas! Is it really so great anyway? A bit of dark humor for winter. >:-)
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Grunge Snowflake (48)
FloxMonster's "Grunge Snowflake" THEME - part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series. Depicts a bright blue, ice snowflake smudged and marked by dirt. Original art, ©2022 A.M. Coy, All Rights Reserved. -
Ho F*¢king Ho (22)
THEME - "Ho F*¢king Ho" - part of FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series. Semi-obscene, humorous products show middle finger wrapped in a bow. The word is censored; the finger is not. -
Merry WHATEVER. (17)
THEME - "Merry WHATEVER." - Express your exasperation at our complicated holidays with this humorous line, part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series. -
SnowHellz (6)
THEME - "SnowHellz": ideal gifts for any Goth lovers! These dark winter inspired items are perfect for your Gothmas celebration. -
X-Mess (10)
THEME - "X-Mess" - a theme which speaks of the chaos in every holiday season in a darkly humorous tone - Clothing, Ho F*¢king Ho, Hoodies, Rotten Holidays
“FloxMonster™ Sees You! :-P” – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie / Hooded Sweatshirt
- $31.24 – $36.79
- This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.
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- Clothing, Ho F*¢king Ho, Rotten Holidays, T-shirts
“FloxMonster™ Sees You! :-P” – Unisex Heavy Cotton T-shirt
- $13.33 – $18.44
- The unisex heavy cotton t-shirt is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially-spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders…
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- Cards, Grunge Snowflake, Rotten Holidays, Seasonal
“Grunge Snowflake” – Greeting cards (8, 16, and 24 pcs)
- $18.13 – $49.04
- "Grunge Snowflake" - Part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series. A lovely blue snowflake is besmirched by dirt and grunge. The inside has a very inclusive message which reads: "Peace and love to you in this holiday season." Original art (c)2022 A.M. Coy. Cards are study cardstock, size 4.25” x 5.5”, with matte (uncoated) design. Available in 8-packs, 16-packs, and…
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- Ho F*¢king Ho, Home Goods, Rotten Holidays, Toys
“Ho F*¢king Ho!” – Stuffed Animal with Shirt (choose bear, bunny, jaguar, lion, panda, or sheep)
- $23.46
- "Ho F*¢king Ho!" - Tell people how you really feel about the holidays! FloxMonster™ offers these great stuffies with our humorous anti-Christmas designs, part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holidays series. Original art by A.M. Coy. Everyone loves plushies! These stuffed animals come with a playful attitude and custom-printed t-shirts. Each toy is 8" tall, and features polyester/plastic pellet stuffing. Their…
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- Cups, Ho F*¢king Ho, Home Goods, Rotten Holidays
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Accent Mug (colored interior, white exterior)
- $16.31 – $18.23
- These mugs will give your TRUE opinion of the season! (In a barely censored fashion.) HO F*¢KING HO! Part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series - dark humor for the dark time of the year! This custom two-tone mug is here to accommodate all your favorite pick-me-up elixirs in style. Its durable ceramic build is microwave & dishwasher safe, as…
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- Cards, Ho F*¢king Ho, Rotten Holidays, Seasonal
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Greeting cards (8, 16, and 24 pcs)
- $18.13 – $49.04
- "Ho F*¢king Ho" - Tell your relatives how you REALLY feel this holiday season! LOL! FloxMonster™ offers this opportunity with our exclusive greeting cards. The inside is blank, because the cover says it all. Original art (c)2022 A.M. Coy. Cards are study cardstock, size 4.25” x 5.5”, with matte (uncoated) design. Available in 8-packs, 16-packs, and 24-packs. Includes enough white…
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- Ho F*¢king Ho, Home Goods, Rotten Holidays, Stickies
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Kiss-Cut Stickers
- $2.32 – $3.70
- "Ho F*¢king Ho", part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series - dark humor for the dark time of the year! A slogan above a raised middle finger wrapped in a festive bow. These stickers have a smooth, peel-off back exposing the sticky surface, so you can apply them to just about anything! Caution: sticky is semi-permanent, not temporary... so make…
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- Ho F*¢king Ho, Ornaments, Rotten Holidays, Seasonal
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Metal Ornament (choose round, oval, bell, or tree) – Black
- $9.00 – $10.94
- These ornaments will give your TRUE opinion of the season! (In a barely censored fashion.) HO F*¢KING HO! Part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series - dark humor for the dark time of the year! Metal Christmas tree ornaments are durable and will bring holiday cheer for years to come. Image is printed on both sides of a white aluminum…
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- Ho F*¢king Ho, Ornaments, Rotten Holidays, Seasonal
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Metal Ornament (choose round, oval, bell, or tree) – Blue
- $9.00 – $10.94
- These ornaments will give your TRUE opinion of the season! (In a barely censored fashion.) HO F*¢KING HO! Part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series - dark humor for the dark time of the year! Metal Christmas tree ornaments are durable and will bring holiday cheer for years to come. Image is printed on both sides of a white aluminum…
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- Ho F*¢king Ho, Ornaments, Rotten Holidays, Seasonal
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Metal Ornament (choose round, oval, bell, or tree) – Green
- $9.00 – $10.94
- These ornaments will give your TRUE opinion of the season! (In a barely censored fashion.) HO F*¢KING HO! Part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series - dark humor for the dark time of the year! Metal Christmas tree ornaments are durable and will bring holiday cheer for years to come. Image is printed on both sides of a white aluminum…
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- Ho F*¢king Ho, Ornaments, Rotten Holidays, Seasonal
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Metal Ornament (choose round, oval, bell, or tree) – White
- $9.00 – $10.94
- These ornaments will give your TRUE opinion of the season! (In a barely censored fashion.) HO F*¢KING HO! Part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series - dark humor for the dark time of the year! Metal Christmas tree ornaments are durable and will bring holiday cheer for years to come. Image is printed on both sides of a white aluminum…
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- Bags, Ho F*¢king Ho, Home Goods, Rotten Holidays
“Ho F*¢king Ho” – Tote Bag (white)
- $15.14 – $20.77
- "Ho F*¢king Ho!" Tell fellow shoppers how you really feel about the Holidays! LOL! Part of the FloxMonster™ Rotten Holiday series - dark humor for the dark time of the year! Original art by A.M. Coy. This practical, high-quality Tote Bag (or large purse) is available in three sizes. All over print provides comfort with style at the beach or…
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