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  • Announcing New Lower Prices at the FloxMonster™ Shop!

    Announcing New Lower Prices at the FloxMonster™ Shop!

    Note: July 13, 2026 – Hey there! This sale is over, very sorry. However, the printed art has a new home at https://FloxMonster.com . Please update your foxmarks! 😉

    FloxMonster(TM) Shop has new lower prices! Discounts and deals!

    Lower prices for FloxMonster™ stuff? Hellz yeah! If there’s something you’ve been waiting to buy, now’s your chance!

    Discount Prices for Seasonal Shopping

    Winter is coming, and that means shopping! That’s why we swept through and discounted a ton of product prices in the FloxMonster™ Shop! 🙂 Now blankets are 15% off; clothes are 10-20% discounted; and art, mugs, stickers, and more have all been lowered significantly.

    Check out the new discounts at the FloxMonster Shop!…

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    FloxMonster™ Shop! – ©2022 A.M. Coy, All Rights Reserved

    Original Art at Great Prices

    Hey, we know it’s hard to find unique gifts! But that’s what we do here: top-notch, original gifts at great prices. So we’re excited to announce new discounts to make our printed shirts, blankets, art, mugs, etc. even more affordable than before. You already know we have good quality–all our products are crafted by trusted, U.S.-based printing companies. Therefore, let’s dive into the reasons why our products are your ultimate choice for personalized, affordable, and high-quality creations.

    Made in the U.S.A.

    Quality and craftsmanship are way at the top of our To Do list. That’s why we’ve partnered with reliable printing companies based in the U.S., to ensure that every product we offer is top-notch. Because when you choose FloxMonster™, you are supporting a small businesses that relies on its customer base. We can enjoy knowing you love our products, and you can enjoy knowing your treasures are made right here in the USA.

    Original Art That Speaks Volumes

    Our products are not just something to wear or use; they make a statement. We offer only our original art, nothing purchased on some cheesy image-site. So when you wear us, you’re wearing our soul. And yes, some of it’s off-beat or whimsical. Why not? We like to be different! Hopefully you can find something to express yourself, too.

    Snuggle Up to Savings (Comfy Low Prices!)

    There’s just nothing like wrapping yourself in a warm, colorful blanket! Our blankets and throws are designed for comfort, yes, but they also bear our original art. That makes them a perfect addition to your home, or a great gift for loved ones who “have everything.” And remember, all our blankets (plus clothing and other items!) now have discount prices!

    We Got Your Back

    …And your front! Check out our clothing line: all hoodies, sweatshirts, t-shirts, and more have low discount prices. Good deal! You can find all our original art printed on these awesome, brand-name shirts.

    Conclusion

    In the world of printed products, FloxMonster™ rules as the go-to destination for fair prices and uncompromising quality with original art. Our partnership with U.S. printing companies ensures that your treasures are not just affordable, but also crafted with expertise. Whether you’re sniffing for clothes, comfy blankets, art, or other printed items, we are here to help you express yourself. Let’s get shopping! 😀

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  • All Holiday Greeting Cards Now ON SALE!

    All Holiday Greeting Cards Now ON SALE!

    Note: July 13, 2026 – Hey there! This sale is over, sorry. But all our great printed items are now on https://FloxMonster.com. Check it out. 🙂

    FloxMonster™ is having a sale on holiday greeting cards, now through December 5, 2022! You have to grab these great deals before they expire. Save on our fantastic art designs, available on custom-printed cards in packs of 8, 16 and 24. Furthermore, the packs include matching envelopes!

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    FloxMonster™ Cards On Sale!

    FloxMonster™ is offering a discount on all our great cards, just in time for the holidays. They include all of the Rotten Holidays line as well as our popular LGBT+ friendly series! We’re even discounting the very rude and funny “Ho F*¢king Ho!” holiday cards, in case there’s some relatives you really want to piss off. 🙂 Have fun with it!

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  • New “Merry WHATEVER.” Gifts Make ALL Holidays Happy

    New “Merry WHATEVER.” Gifts Make ALL Holidays Happy

    Note: July 13, 2026 – These awesome holiday items are being migrated to our new site: FloxMonster.com. 🙂

    “Merry WHATEVER.” It sounds like something a churlish teenager might say. But face it–our holidays are complicated, these days. What do you say to someone you don’t know, this winter? What if they’re not in the holiday spirit? What if they’re Muslim, or Jewish… or Wiccan? Well, screw it–just say “Merry WHATEVER.” LOL. That will include everyone!

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    Category-Theme-Merry-Whatever. ©2022 A.M. Coy – All Rights Reserved. LGBT+ gifts Rainbows

    FloxMonster’s™ new line of “Merry WHATEVER.” gifts highlight this humorous, all-inclusive spirit. We have many products depicting this humorous take on Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Yule, Solstice, Boxing Day, St. Lucia Day, Krampusnacht, Bodhi Day, Diwali, Three King’s Day, Festus, or just . . . what-have-you!

    Custom-Printed Quality

    Just a quick reminder: all our “Merry WHATEVER.” items are custom-printed, right when you order. We fulfill all orders through Printify. Therefore, your gifts are made just for you! Furthermore, there’s good news: our orders are being filled quite quickly, so everything arrives fast!

    What’s Available In the “Merry WHATEVER.” Line?

    FloxMonster offers a great selection of “Merry WHATEVER.” gifts. We have shirts & toys, blankets, pins, ornaments, cards, bags, giftwrap, and more!

    ~ See the Entire “Merry WHATEVER.” Theme ~

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  • New LGBT+ Gifts Bring You Happy Holiday Joy!

    New LGBT+ Gifts Bring You Happy Holiday Joy!

    Note: July 13, 2026 – This entry is outdated, sorry. All the awesome LGBTQ+ items are being moved to FloxMonster.com. Stay tuned! 🙂

    Did someone say LGBT+ gifts? Oh, yes! The FloxMonster™ has been hard at work for you, Pride Community. His little paws have been carving out joyous little presents for good little gay boys, girls, and Others. There are lots of brand new presents here, crafted with great care. They all have our original artwork, custom-printed on high-quality goods.

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    Are the Products Limited to LGBT+ Gifts?

    Do you have to be LGBT+ to buy these gifts? Of course not! Anyone is welcome to enjoy all of our products. Furthermore, if you don’t happen to be part of the Pride Community, you might know someone (or be related to someone) who is. Also, anyone who likes rainbows or snowflakes can clearly appreciate our “Rainbowflake” art (shown above). Accordingly, any of the before-mentioned would appreciate gifts from our new Rainbowflake line. It is eye-catching and attractive, if we do say ourselves!

    What Kind of Gifts Are There?

    We have such surprises in store! Our “Rainbowflake” art graces such a wide selection of gifts, you just won’t believe it.

    To name a few, we have many kinds of shirts and toys, socks, cups and mugs. We also have tons of Christmas/Holiday items like tree skirts, stockings, gift wrap, holiday cards, ornaments, and more! In short, the Fearsome FloxMonster™ really stamped Rainbowflake on everything he could get his paws on.

    A Reminder About Lead Time

    Just a quick reminder, all our items are made-to-order through Printify. Therefore, there is a “lead time” of a few extra days, because your products actually have to be printed after you order them. No worries, it will be in your hands soon!

    To conclude: You are buying excellent pieces printed with custom art from a small business in Virginia, which uses your money to help the Environment (we donate 10% of all profits) and also pay real-life bills, in order to survive. So it’s really worth it, don’t you think? 😀

    Now let’s look at the goods!

    ~ See All “Rainbowflake” Theme Products ~

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  • And Now a Word From Our Sponsor… Coy o’Teas!

    And Now a Word From Our Sponsor… Coy o’Teas!

    Coy o’Teas is the Best!

    Coy o’Teas offers the best in premium tea and fresh incense at https://coyoteas.com.

    They specialize in dessert tea flavors like Black Forest Tea, Caramel, and Cherry Cheesecake. However, they also offer a great selection of classic tea like Assam, Darjeeling, and Earl Grey.

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    Coy o’Teas is a FloxMonster™ sponsor; therefore, you should definitely shop there. 🙂

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  • New Grunge Snowflake Rocks Your Socks! … And More Awesome Stuff!

    New Grunge Snowflake Rocks Your Socks! … And More Awesome Stuff!

    Note: July 13, 2026 – The information below is outdated. All “Rotten Holidays” items have moved to FloxMonster.com. They are being “rebooted’ and updated as we speak. 🙂

    Talk about awesome stuff! “Grunge Snowflake” is FloxMonster’s™ next release in the “Rotten Holidays” line. This art piece depicts a lovely, blue-crystalline snowflake which has become smudged and grunged with dirt. Fantastic! Herein is the perfect depiction of our peaceful holiday season, besmirched by misery and greed.

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    FloxMonster™’s Rotten Holiday – ©2022 A.M. Coy, All Rights Reserved

    Speaking of greed, you can now get our Grunge Snowflake on a wide range of great, custom items! Remember, we contract all our products through Printify, so everything is made-to-order. That means less waste and a better, smaller impact on the environment.

    In addition, your purchase is always well-placed, here at FloxMonster™. 10% of profits always go toward environmental causes, both on a local level (close to Williamsburg, Virginia) and an international one. Furthermore, during this holiday season, we are contributing a portion toward Wyvern Dryke’s “Haunted Nawlins” virtual art project.

    Did someone mention awesome stuff?

    We have just made “Grunge Snowflake” available on an incredible range of great gifts: clothing, home goods, seasonal items and more. You can buy hoodies, sweatshirts, t-shirts, mugs, blankets, notebooks, ornaments, stockings, wrapping paper, bags, toys . . . and yes, socks!

    ~ See ALL Products in the “Snowflake Grunge” Theme ~

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  • Weird, Fun Christmas Gifts – How Merry Are You REALLY?

    Weird, Fun Christmas Gifts – How Merry Are You REALLY?

    Note: July 13, 2026 – The entry below is outdated; all commercial items have moved to FloxMonster.com and are being “rebooted.” Stay tuned for more. 🙂

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    Weird and fun Christmas gifts even your grouchy Grampa can enjoy! Here at FloxMonster™ we try to provide humor even about topics that some people find depressing. Like the Holidays… some people love them, others dread them. So here’s our take on Christmas, in the first of our FloxMonster™ Rotten Holidays line: “Ho F*¢king Ho!”

    Weird Christmas Gifts… Fun Yes, And Kinda Off-Color

    We acknowledge, not everyone loves the Holidays. Let’s be honest: plenty of folks hate them. So for all you Grumpy Gusses out there, we offer an only-slightly-censored “HO F*¢KING HO!” (You know what the * and ¢ stand for; we’re all adults here!) Furthermore, we are going to offer plenty of other designs in our “FloxMonster™ Rotten Holidays” series, so keep your eyes here on Flox.monster!

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    Category-Theme-Rotten Holidays, ©2022 A.M. Coy – All Rights Reserved

    Here are some things we’d like you to know about FloxMonster™ creations.

    All Unique and Beautiful FloxMonster™ Art

    First, all the art on FloxMonster™ products is unique; you won’t find it anywhere else. Instead, with ours you can appreciate the result of keen craftsmanship focused through many hours’ work, and a polished creative process. To be specific, we create and compose our art not just using traditional methods, but by honing it with software like Filter Forge, Photoshop, and Blender. Occasionally, we also incorporate components of public-domain or licensed art. When finished, we combine all this work into unique, humorous creations we hope you will enjoy.

    Custom Printed Christmas Gifts

    Second, all the products on this website are printed when you order them. Therefore, we do not keep them in stock; they are made-to-order. This is good for the environment, because it keeps waste out of landfills and reduces electricity-use, because there’s no need to heat or cool extra stock.

    Specifically, we contract our printed items through Printify.com, who sends them to printing companies, who then drop-ship them anywhere in the world. Once you complete your purchase here, our website sends your order immediately to Printify for completion.

    Offensive But Funny

    Third, we are fully aware that the “Ho F*¢king Ho!” line is going to offend some people. We strongly recommend that you wear or use the items somewhere private, or around friends who you know will laugh about them… because that is the entire point of why we made them. The art is meant to be funny. We call it:

    “Dark Humor for the Dark Times of the Year.”

    In conclusion, we remind you that some people really do want to flip off Christmas. And why not? There’s the gross over-commercialization, the false cheeriness, putting up the lights, the kids demanding presents, the visiting relatives, the traffic… oh yeah! Well, this one’s for all of you.

    Ho Fucking Ho! Merry Fucking Christmas! You bet!

    That said… let’s get to the gifts. 🙂

    Weird, Fun Christmas Gifts: “Ho F*¢king Ho!”

    FloxMonster™ offers custom-printed mugs, aluminum ornaments, unisex hooded sweatshirts (a.k.a. hoodies), unisex t-shirts, velveteen blankets, and more. Don’t see what you want? Contact us to request it!

    View the Entire “Ho F*¢king Ho!” Line Here


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  • Shop at FloxMonster™  – Get Unique Gifts at Great Prices!

    Shop at FloxMonster™ – Get Unique Gifts at Great Prices!

    Note: July 13, 2026 – This information is outdated. Our shop is now located at FloxMonster.com with all new designs! 🙂

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    FloxMonster™ Shop! – ©2022 A.M. Coy, All Rights Reserved

    Great news–FloxMonster™ now offers fantastic, custom gifts at our FloxMonster™ Shop!

    Overview

    We debated doing this for some time, but there’s a virtual art project for which we are trying to raise money (not to mention real-life bills). So we now offer many items such as shirts, hoodies, blankets, etc. printed with our art. Each is created when you order, but it’s cool–there’s only a short wait to receive your goods. 🙂

    Who Is Printing What?

    To handle our print orders and shipping, we have selected a company called Printify. Through them, we have carefully selected vendors who are all based in America and who emphasize quality as well as environmental safety. That means they are not the absolute, rock-bottom cheapest, but we would rather find a comfortable balance between good quality, important values, and a fair price. We think the resulting products will please everyone.

    Special Requests & Custom Gifts

    If you would like to see some of our art on an item not currently offered, or some kind of custom gift, just let us know on the contact page! We will do our best to sniff it out and make that happen. 🙂 Printify has numerous vendors, and different ones offer different products. (For example, we found a bento box you could custom-print, the other day. That’s like a Japanese lunch box.) So just ask! 🙂

    Gifts For Christmas?

    Oh, you better believe we’ll be offering Christmas gifts! We plan to release a whole series of Un-Happy Holidays cards, shirts, and more with silly and sour slogans. So you can look for that coming soon! 😀

    FloxMonster™ Sees You! 😛

    Our first round of products follows a theme close to FloxMonster™’s heart! It’s our early logo and humorous slogan: “FloxMonster™ Sees You! :-P” Currently available on blankets, shirts, and hoodies in multiple colors. Enjoy!

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    category-theme-FloxMonster Sees You ! 😛 ©2022 A.M. Coy – All Rights Reserved

    Conclusion

    We look forward to offering a great selection of products everyone can enjoy. Therefore, if there’s anything we can do differently, please let us know!

    ~ VISIT THE SHOP ~

    ~ VISIT THE SHOP ~

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