So Orange Julius released the UFO files. Interesting tactic. The war didn’t distract us, so now he’s offering a hundred years of (de)classified information regarding aliens. The space kind, that is. Not the illegal kind; we’re not allowed to know what’s happening with those!
I kinda feel like saying this.

Good Try. Wrong Ones!
Release the Effin’ Epstein Files.
An innocent man has nothing to hide.
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