Go get it, Grampa!
Dear Trump, a.k.a Grampa Gropeypants,
Everyone knows you are super excited about getting a ballroom with an uber-sekrit bunker beneath. It’s what all the coolest dictators are doing these days. You’re even staging all sorts of ridiculous public stunts in order to convince folks you need one.
But here’s the thing: you already have a ballroom with underground bunker. The government built one in 1958 beneath the Greenbrier Resort, in White Sulphur Springs, WV.
Don’t believe me? Here is a picture, and I promise it’s not AI:
There’s just one little catch: the government abandoned the bunker in 1992 after The Washington Post reported about it. Oops. Well, property rights never stopped you before. Go get it back!
Here you go, to help out, I mapped it for you. Even put a little snack-stop along the way at KFC in Front Royal. Go on, head out there and lock yourself right in that bunker. Get on that STAT!
(Okay now, quick somebody, grab the keys…. Let’s get outta here!)
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