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New Welcome Page and Sparkly Pictures
FloxMonster™ has a sparkly new welcome page! It’s full of new graphics to welcome you to the site and guide you down the page.
How to Make People Take Covid Seriously
People don’t take Covid seriously anymore. We’re in the midst of a pretty vicious Covid outbreak right now; people are walking all around, lalalala, no masks, all coughing, sneezing, breathing all over each other. Nobody cares. Okay, this entry isn’t about my personal views on how selfish that is, nor about how my own health…
FloxMonster™ Makeover: Frisky New “Santa Flox” Welcomes You
Our website Welcome Page got a makeover this evening: the ferocious FloxMonster™ in a Santa Flox suit! It will be there until the end of the holiday season.
All Holiday Greeting Cards Now ON SALE!
All Holiday Greeting Cards Now ON SALE at FloxMonster™! Now through December 5, 2022. Rotten Holiday line and popular LGBT+ series. Envelopes included.
New “Merry WHATEVER.” Gifts Make ALL Holidays Happy
FloxMonster™ offers great “Merry WHATEVER.” gifts to include everyone’s winter holidays. Shirts, hoodies, blankets, cards, bags, toys, ornaments, and more!
New LGBT+ Gifts Bring You Happy Holiday Joy!
FloxMonster™ has LGBT+ gifts for the Pride Community and those who love them. The “Rainbowflake” line places a rainbow snowflake on clothing, holiday items, blankets, bags, and more.
And Now a Word From Our Sponsor… Coy o’Teas!
Coy o’Teas offers exceptional premium tea and fresh incense at https://coyoteas.com. There are dessert flavors as well as classic tea varieties.
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel – Great New LGBT+ Christmas Gifts!
Looking for LGBT+-friendly gifts? FloxMonster™ offers “Yuletide: Fabulous!” products like t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, and bags/purses which cater humorously to the gay/Pride/LGBT+ community.
New Grunge Snowflake Rocks Your Socks! … And More Awesome Stuff!
FloxMonster’s™ releases “Grunge Snowflake,” depicting a lovely snow crystal which smudged and grunged with dirt. Available on a wide range of awesome stuff!
Weird, Fun Christmas Gifts – How Merry Are You REALLY?
Weird and fun Christmas gifts: custom-printed shirts, hoodies, blankets, mugs, ornaments with unique art depicting the slogan “Ho F*¢king Ho!” above a middle finger wrapped in a holiday bow.